Last week Charity’s season of The Bachelorette kicked off with her meeting all of the guys fighting for her heart. This week the season really starts off with the first dates of the week. I’m a day late, but let’s get right into it!

Aaron B. gets the first one on one date of the season. They have an awesome date, driving up to the Hollywood sign in an old Mustang convertible and then get to walk up to being right in front of the sign. They have a great connection, Aaron is very open to Charity, and after dinner, they finish with a private concert from Lauren Alaina. Charity of course gives Aaron the rose.

Next up, we have the first group date of the season with the group playing dodgeball on the beach with the winning team getting to go to the after party with Charity. The pink team wins the competition, so besides the MVP from the green team who’s Adrian, its the pink team that gets extra time with Charity at the after party. At the after party, Brayden, who got the first impression rose, acts like a child and starts a whole thing with Adrian that he thought he shouldn’t have won the MVP. Who cares? Mind your own business. The entire thing comes off very pathetic. Talking to Charity one on one, Adrian tells her that it feels like some of the guys are treating this as a spring date and not necessarily here for the right reasons. John gets the first group date rose of the season.

Former co-Bachelorettes, Gabby and Rachel are there to help host the second group date of the week. For the date, the guys answer a bunch of question about Charity with the winning guy getting to break Sean Lowe’s record for the longest kiss in Bachelor Nation history. Joey crushes the date and wins the opportunity to break the Bachelor make out record. Cute for them, but definitely awkward as shit for these other five guys. As a bonus, Joey also gets a one on one date. On the one on one portion of their date, Joey tells Charity that his parents are divorced and that when he was a little kid his dad came out as gay (I still don’t understand that, but whatever) which was why they broke up but that he got so much love from both of his parents that he never considered it that he came from a broken home. Charity gives Joey the rose from their date.

Jesse comes to let the guys know that instead of a cocktail party, they’re having a BBQ instead. The BBQ goes well and then Brayden, who’s showing more and more that he’s a fucking child, tells the confessional that he packed his bags before talking to her, looking for the right answer. Then he tells Charity that he didn’t like the whole kissing record thing. Grow the fuck up. What did you think was going to happen when you came on THE BACHELORETTE? This kid’s pathetic, but it amounts to nothing. Adrian then calls out Brayden’s immaturity to Charity, telling her that Brayden said it was “classless”. Although I don’t like guys calling out other guys to the Bachelorette, Brayden’s fucking pathetic. After that, Charity gets upset and it’s onto the rose ceremony.

Both Adrian and Brayden get roses to last another week, with Brayden getting the final rose of the evening. So another week of this nonsense.

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