Yankees Hit Already With Injuries, Luis Severino to Have Tommy John and Miss 2020 Season

It only took a few days into Spring Training of this 2020 MLB season for the Yankees injury problems from last year to continue. Today, Brian Cashman announced that Luis Severino has a partial torn UCL and will have to undergo Tommy John surgery to correct his elbow. Which means, Sevy’s out for all of 2020. This suckkkkkkks. How sick would it have been to … Continue reading Yankees Hit Already With Injuries, Luis Severino to Have Tommy John and Miss 2020 Season

Derek Jeter Voted Into Cooperstown, One Asshole Short of Unanimously

Today, Derek Jeter, my favorite baseball player of all time was officially voted into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Number 2, Derek Jeter, Number 2 Jeter transcended baseball from when he made his debut in 1995 and quickly became one of the best shortstops the game had ever seen. Incredible to watch for his entire career as a Yankee up until his final at bat … Continue reading Derek Jeter Voted Into Cooperstown, One Asshole Short of Unanimously

Punishments Come Down on the Scumbag Astros

Today the MLB announced the punishments that the scumbag Houston Astros received due to all of the blatant cheating with their obvious sign stealing they did on their way to their 2017 World Series win*. Note the asterisk there, cause without knowing what pitches were coming, they probably wouldn’t have won. My Yanks would’ve beat them in the ALCS. But today, after the MLB completed … Continue reading Punishments Come Down on the Scumbag Astros

YANKEES SIGN GERRIT COLE, 9 YEARS 342 MILLION!!!!!

The New York Yankees just signed the best pitcher in baseball, Gerrit Cole to a record breaking, nine year, 324 million dollar contract to come to the Bronx and dominate on the best franchise in all of baseball history. Brian Cashman flew to California during the MLB winter meetings and got the deal done before the meetings were over.  After losing in heartbreaking fashion the … Continue reading YANKEES SIGN GERRIT COLE, 9 YEARS 342 MILLION!!!!!

Clayton Kershaw and Joe Kelly with the Biggest Choke Joke of All Time

Game 5 of the NLDS. LA Dodgers at home vs. the Washington Nationals. Winner goes on to the NLCS to play the St. Louis Cardinals, who earlier in the day had beaten the Atlanta Braves with an insane ten runs in the top of the first inning. Loser goes home and the season’s over for them. Do or die. The Dodgers were the winningest team … Continue reading Clayton Kershaw and Joe Kelly with the Biggest Choke Joke of All Time

Yanks Sweep the Twins in Embarrassing Fashion, ALCS Baby!

The New York Yankees just embarrassed the Minnesota Twins, sweeping them in three games of the ALDS with a 5-1 win tonight on the road. It didn’t take too long tonight for the Yankees to get on the scoreboard tonight when in the top of second inning, Gleyber Torres hit a solo bomb on the first pitch that he saw from Jake Odorizzi to make … Continue reading Yanks Sweep the Twins in Embarrassing Fashion, ALCS Baby!

Next Man Up. LET’S FUCKING GO

What a regular season. EVERYONE got injured, everyone. Guys that we never heard of; Geo Urshela, Mike Tauchman, Cameron Maybin, Mike Ford. Who the hell are those guys? Well, they got us 103 wins, won the AL East and helped knock the World Champion Red Sox out of the playoffs. Next man up. A team of fucking SAVAGES. Tonight, everyone’s healthy and the big maple, … Continue reading Next Man Up. LET’S FUCKING GO