Game 5 of the NLDS. LA Dodgers at home vs. the Washington Nationals. Winner goes on to the NLCS to play the St. Louis Cardinals, who earlier in the day had beaten the Atlanta Braves with an insane ten runs in the top of the first inning. Loser goes home and the season’s over for them. Do or die. The Dodgers were the winningest team … Continue reading Clayton Kershaw and Joe Kelly with the Biggest Choke Joke of All Time
The New York Yankees just embarrassed the Minnesota Twins, sweeping them in three games of the ALDS with a 5-1 win tonight on the road. It didn’t take too long tonight for the Yankees to get on the scoreboard tonight when in the top of second inning, Gleyber Torres hit a solo bomb on the first pitch that he saw from Jake Odorizzi to make … Continue reading Yanks Sweep the Twins in Embarrassing Fashion, ALCS Baby!
What a regular season. EVERYONE got injured, everyone. Guys that we never heard of; Geo Urshela, Mike Tauchman, Cameron Maybin, Mike Ford. Who the hell are those guys? Well, they got us 103 wins, won the AL East and helped knock the World Champion Red Sox out of the playoffs. Next man up. A team of fucking SAVAGES. Tonight, everyone’s healthy and the big maple, … Continue reading Next Man Up. LET’S FUCKING GO
Tonight the Houston Astros set a record for the highest ever betting line that Vegas has set on an MLB game at an insane -570, breaking their own record from previously this year. Now, I understand how betting lines work. It isn’t just the actual odds for a team to win a game, but takes into account how much action will come in on each … Continue reading No MLB Team Should Ever Be -570 to Win a Baseball Game
Trade deadline day came and went yesterday and guess what Brian Cashman and the Yankees did to improve this team and put themselves in a better position to win the World Series this year? Fucking nothing. For quite a while after 2009, I’ve had my issues with Cashman. Mainly based around that in our farm system we’d have plenty of young talent and Cash would … Continue reading What in the Fuck is Brian Cashman Doing?!
I’m still riding hot on Final Four weekend and the NCAAB National Championship going 3-0 for +12 units, but today the Red Sox brought me back to Earth cause they fucking succkkkkkkkkk. Today was a lousy day of work so I was pretty happy that there was a 2:00 baseball game that I could bet on. Red Sox home opener, ring ceremony for those … Continue reading It’s Only April and the Red Sox Already Suck
Major League Baseball didn’t make us wait very long for Bryce Harper’s return to the nation’s capital after signing the second biggest contract ever in sports history (biggest at the time till Mike Trout, the greatest ever one up’d him not too long after). Well, in his return to DC, Bryce Harper and his Phillies definitely came in with a bang. But even more impressive … Continue reading Bryce Harper May Have Ended the Nats Franchise