Today, Derek Jeter, my favorite baseball player of all time was officially voted into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Number 2, Derek Jeter, Number 2 Jeter transcended baseball from when he made his debut in 1995 and quickly became one of the best shortstops the game had ever seen. Incredible to watch for his entire career as a Yankee up until his final at bat … Continue reading Derek Jeter Voted Into Cooperstown, One Asshole Short of Unanimously
Today the MLB announced the punishments that the scumbag Houston Astros received due to all of the blatant cheating with their obvious sign stealing they did on their way to their 2017 World Series win*. Note the asterisk there, cause without knowing what pitches were coming, they probably wouldn’t have won. My Yanks would’ve beat them in the ALCS. But today, after the MLB completed … Continue reading Punishments Come Down on the Scumbag Astros
The New York Yankees just signed the best pitcher in baseball, Gerrit Cole to a record breaking, nine year, 324 million dollar contract to come to the Bronx and dominate on the best franchise in all of baseball history. Brian Cashman flew to California during the MLB winter meetings and got the deal done before the meetings were over. After losing in heartbreaking fashion the … Continue reading YANKEES SIGN GERRIT COLE, 9 YEARS 342 MILLION!!!!!
Game 5 of the NLDS. LA Dodgers at home vs. the Washington Nationals. Winner goes on to the NLCS to play the St. Louis Cardinals, who earlier in the day had beaten the Atlanta Braves with an insane ten runs in the top of the first inning. Loser goes home and the season’s over for them. Do or die. The Dodgers were the winningest team … Continue reading Clayton Kershaw and Joe Kelly with the Biggest Choke Joke of All Time
The New York Yankees just embarrassed the Minnesota Twins, sweeping them in three games of the ALDS with a 5-1 win tonight on the road. It didn’t take too long tonight for the Yankees to get on the scoreboard tonight when in the top of second inning, Gleyber Torres hit a solo bomb on the first pitch that he saw from Jake Odorizzi to make … Continue reading Yanks Sweep the Twins in Embarrassing Fashion, ALCS Baby!
What a regular season. EVERYONE got injured, everyone. Guys that we never heard of; Geo Urshela, Mike Tauchman, Cameron Maybin, Mike Ford. Who the hell are those guys? Well, they got us 103 wins, won the AL East and helped knock the World Champion Red Sox out of the playoffs. Next man up. A team of fucking SAVAGES. Tonight, everyone’s healthy and the big maple, … Continue reading Next Man Up. LET’S FUCKING GO
Tonight the Houston Astros set a record for the highest ever betting line that Vegas has set on an MLB game at an insane -570, breaking their own record from previously this year. Now, I understand how betting lines work. It isn’t just the actual odds for a team to win a game, but takes into account how much action will come in on each … Continue reading No MLB Team Should Ever Be -570 to Win a Baseball Game