Next Man Up. LET’S FUCKING GO

What a regular season. EVERYONE got injured, everyone. Guys that we never heard of; Geo Urshela, Mike Tauchman, Cameron Maybin, Mike Ford. Who the hell are those guys? Well, they got us 103 wins, won the AL East and helped knock the World Champion Red Sox out of the playoffs. Next man up. A team of fucking SAVAGES.

Tonight, everyone’s healthy and the big maple, James Paxton takes the bump in Game 1 of the ALDS vs. the Minnesota Twins and Jose Berrios in the bright lights of Yankee Stadium. Yes, the Twins set the record for most homers in a season and shouldn’t be overlooked, but we have the scariest lineup in baseball led by potentially the manager of the year. Time to go get us #28, it’s been too long since 2009. It’s our fucking time. Let’s gooooooooo!!!!!!!