Gambling on Monopoly is the Most Degenerate Thing I’ve Ever Done

Everyone learns the game of Monopoly from when they’re a little kid. It takes fucking forever, just hours and hours cause no one knows how to play it correctly, plus the regular rules are bullshit. Everyone’s gotten pissed, flipped the board over and quit. In fact, more people probably completely hate this game than people like it. But everyone’s played it. Dane Cook even had … Continue reading Gambling on Monopoly is the Most Degenerate Thing I’ve Ever Done

I’m too old for this club shit

Wednesday was my little sister’s 21st birthday, so of course she did what everyone else does when they turn 21, decided to throw herself a big ass party for the sole purpose of getting hammered. I could respect that. So a week or so before her birthday I get a Facebook event invite for her “Birthday Bash” starting on Thursday at 10:45pm. There’s like 64 … Continue reading I’m too old for this club shit