Late last week, ABC announced that the next Bachelorette would be announced on Good Morning America this morning, not during the tonight’s Women Tell All episode of The Bachelor. This essentially ruled out any of the insane girls from Peter’s current season of the Bachelor, which I was pretty happy about. The front runners on social media for the next Bachelorette were Tayshia from Colton’s … Continue reading 38 Year Old Clare Crowley Is the Next Bachelorette!
I know I’m a couple days late on blogging this, but I had a watch party to go to for the final episode of the season and I wasn’t gonna be the asshole that brought my MacBook to blog about it as I watched. But I took notes on my phone as I enjoyed a bottle of wine. Anyways, Tuesday night we got, as Chris … Continue reading A Good Ending to a Bad Season of The Bachelorette
Finally with Luke P gone forever, we get to the two night (which I’m sure could have easily been condensed into one) finale of Hannah’s journey to find love as the Bachelorette. Peter, Tyler and Jed remain. Who does Hannah choose? Let’s find out. And more importantly, let’s end this awful season. Here we go! “It’s like nothing you’ve experienced before.” Of course, cause this … Continue reading Hannah’s Journey to Find Love is Coming to an End!
Men Tell All tonight, let’s see how this shit goes. Previously on The Bachelorette, Luke. OF COURSE, cause this entire season was wasted on this clown. Back in the studio and Chris Harrison gets right to the point, this “will be a VERY different version of the Men Tell All”. Obviously, since the producers decided to turn this entire season into Luke’s season of The … Continue reading Men Tell All of the Worst Season Ever
I started tonight by going to dinner with a whole group of my friends, so obviously I’m already buzzed from some dinner drinks before I even hit Play on my DVR’d episode of The Bachelorette. Which is great for this shit show after last week’s terrible hometowns episode. And I just poured myself a glass of wine too cause no way this could be good … Continue reading So, Let’s Talk About Sex
Hometowns. Here. We. Goooooo. Glass of vino’s poured, I’m sure I’ll pound that whole bottle by the end of this episode. First, Hannah’s off to Cali for Peter’s hometown. Peter’s genuinely happy to show off his Mercedes (buy a truck, kid) and his hometown. Hannah finds a condom in Peter’s car and I actually thought the talk they had about it was pretty funny, as … Continue reading That’s Not How This Show Works, Hannah
We’re already almost nearing the end of this season of The Bachelorette with hometowns coming up next week. This week, Hannah and the remaining guys head to Amsterdam. I wonder what crazy drugs these psychopaths end up doing here. As she meets with the guys the first time this week, one of them says she doesn’t sound that great. Yeah, she’s probably all fucked up … Continue reading Finally, We Get a Great Episode of The Bachelorette
When this season is mentioned later years in the look backs at old Bachelor and Bachelorette seasons, it’s gonna be Luke’s Bachelorette season. At least that’s what it seems like with the Previously on the Bachelorette recap thing this week. But here we go, another week of this shit. Hannah’s first one on one date of the week is with Garrett, who I still think … Continue reading Glimpse of Good, Lot of Bad on The Bachelorette
Luke P was in the “previously on The Bachelorette” more than Hannah was this week and then we cut right to where they left off last week with Hannah telling Luke that she can’t give him a rose. And after saying a lot of words but not really saying anything at all, Hannah tells Luke that he’s going home tonight. Thank god this part of … Continue reading Worst Episode of The Bachelorette Ever
This week the shitty NBA got in my way of The Bachelorette airing during its usual Monday night time slot and it got pushed to Tuesday, which meant I didn’t get a chance to watch it until today (Saturday). I was able to avoid any spoilers on Twitter so I’m it watching now. This week’s episode picks up where we left off last week with … Continue reading This Season is Infuriating