Gambling on Monopoly is the Most Degenerate Thing I’ve Ever Done

Everyone learns the game of Monopoly from when they’re a little kid. It takes fucking forever, just hours and hours cause no one knows how to play it correctly, plus the regular rules are bullshit. Everyone’s gotten pissed, flipped the board over and quit. In fact, more people probably completely hate this game than people like it. But everyone’s played it. Dane Cook even had … Continue reading Gambling on Monopoly is the Most Degenerate Thing I’ve Ever Done

No MLB Team Should Ever Be -570 to Win a Baseball Game

Tonight the Houston Astros set a record for the highest ever betting line that Vegas has set on an MLB game at an insane -570, breaking their own record from previously this year. Now, I understand how betting lines work. It isn’t just the actual odds for a team to win a game, but takes into account how much action will come in on each … Continue reading No MLB Team Should Ever Be -570 to Win a Baseball Game

Tour Championship – Gambling Preview 2019

East Lake Golf Club – Atlanta, GA Tournament Notes Final event of the FedEx Cup Playoffs and the PGA Tour season Brand new format this year with the starting strokes for the tournament based on FedEx Cup standings. Win this tournament, win the FedEx Cup and $15 Million With statistical modeling, there is over a 75% chance that JT, Cantlay, Brooks or Rory wins this … Continue reading Tour Championship – Gambling Preview 2019

Wyndham Championship – Gambling Preview 2019

Sedgefield Country Club (Ross Course) – Greensboro, NC Course Breakdown Par 70, 7127 yds, Donald Ross design, one of the easiest courses on tour, birdiefest, Bermuda grass throughout, both Par 5s are easily reachable (over 70 eagles on the 2 Par 5s last year), 8 of the 12 Par 4s are in 400-450 yds range, 2 Par 4s play over 500 yds, average sized tree … Continue reading Wyndham Championship – Gambling Preview 2019

WGC FedEx St. Jude Invitational – Gambling Preview 2019

TPC Southwind – Memphis, TN Course Breakdown 7244 yd. Par 70, plays significantly longer, 7 of the Par 4s are over 450 yds, both Par 5s are reachable, most balls in the water (in play on 10 holes) of any course on tour by a substantial amount (almost 1500 more than the next which is TPC Sawgrass), back 9 is very difficult, holes 17 and … Continue reading WGC FedEx St. Jude Invitational – Gambling Preview 2019

Open Championship – Gambling Preview 2019

Royal Portrush Golf Club (Dunluce Course) – Northern Ireland Course Breakdown Par 71 (normally it plays as a Par 72), 7344 yd, links course, highly effected by the wind, one of the Par 5s is reachable in 2 by most of the field, average sized fairways, lot of guys might use less than driver off the tee to avoid the rough, more lush than most … Continue reading Open Championship – Gambling Preview 2019

3M Open – Gambling Preview 2019

TPC Twin Cities – Minneapolis, MN Course BreakdownPar 71, 7481 yds, designed by Arnold Palmer and Tom Lehman, altitude above sea level so shots will go farther than normal, was a birdiefest on the Sr. Tour (average winning score of -21) which will continue on the PGA, ton of water here with 27 water hazards (in play on 14 holes), 6 Par 4s over 450 … Continue reading 3M Open – Gambling Preview 2019