I’m a few days behind again watching Paradise this week, but I was busy the last two days. Surprisingly though, I’m not too upset I’m watching it late. The Golden Bachelor has been so fantastic that it’s made Paradise take a back seat a bit so far this season. Anyway, let’s get into this week’s episode, which I’m sure will be very entertaining for entirely different reasons than Golden Bachelor.

The ladies have the roses this week and there’s sure to be more drama. Joining the beach is Tanner from Charity’s season of The Bachelorette. He asks Kat to go on the date with him and she says yes right away, without talking to Brayden first, which clearly bothers him. Kat and Tanner hit it off on their date while Brayden spirals on the beach.

On the beach, we get probably the stupidest line of the season. Blake tells Jess that he pretty much only eats birds as his protein and she has a real dumb moment not realizing he means chicken. Absolutely ridiculous.

The next guy to come down to the beach is Tyler Norris. After he got eliminated from Rachel’s season of The Bachelorette during hometowns, he left Paradise last season with Brittany but that didn’t work out. The first girl he talks to is Rachel, but he ends up asking Mercedes to go on the date with him. That’s the second girl that Will’s been talking to that went on a date with another dude IN TWO WEEKS. Sucks for the kid.

We finally get the whole Sam story from the commercials of that she hasn’t shit the entire nine days so far in Paradise, which is clearly a problem. The medic comes in and talks about sometimes having to “deliver a poo baby”. She gets a deadline of sunrise the next morning that if she doesn’t take a dump, she has to go back home to the get medical help.

When she gets back from her date with Tanner, Kat tells Brayden that she doesn’t see any feelings with him developing any farther and that she’s going to pursue things with Tanner instead. Somehow, like Sean says, Brayden made himself very likable on Paradise when he was so hatable on The Bachelorette. She clearly just cared to get a rose from him while he actually was catching feelings for her. After Kylee and Jess tell Kat how Brayden was feeling, she gets upset about it and asks him to chat. She like snaps on him and really comes off as a bitch to him.

On their date, Mercedes is really into Tyler, who’s saying all the right things and making all the right moves. Have to feel bad for Will here again though getting crushed again. Mercedes gets back and talks to Will, telling him she needs to sleep on it and figure out what she wants to do.

Next week we find out if Sam finally took a shit or not and what other drama comes up as more guys come to Paradise.

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