Gambling on Monopoly is the Most Degenerate Thing I’ve Ever Done

Everyone learns the game of Monopoly from when they’re a little kid. It takes fucking forever, just hours and hours cause no one knows how to play it correctly, plus the regular rules are bullshit. Everyone’s gotten pissed, flipped the board over and quit. In fact, more people probably completely hate this game than people like it. But everyone’s played it. Dane Cook even had … Continue reading Gambling on Monopoly is the Most Degenerate Thing I’ve Ever Done

Buffalo Bills Undefeated, Bills Mafia Undefeated

Today, Josh Allen lead our Buffalo Bills to another fun come from behind win. After going into halftime with a 14-0 lead over the Bengals in our home opener, with the defense once again showing how they are one of the best in the NFL. In the second half, they let Andy Dalton (who gave the Bills our only playoff game in the last 20 … Continue reading Buffalo Bills Undefeated, Bills Mafia Undefeated

Tom Delonge was Roight, Aliens Exist, Confirms the US Navy

In 1999, blink-182, released the most electric punk rock album ever made, Enema of the State. On that album, which was musical perfection, there was a song Tom Delonge wrote titled “Aliens Exist”. Hey mom, there’s something in the backroom Hope it’s not the creatures from above You used to read me stories As if my dreams were boring We all know conspiracies are dumb … Continue reading Tom Delonge was Roight, Aliens Exist, Confirms the US Navy

Paradise Comes to an End

Three hours of Bachelor in Paradise to cap off this season with Bachelor Nation. Who will leave Paradise in love? Who will leave Paradise heartbroken? Everyone tells all. Wine’s poured. Take us away, Chris Harrison. Katie tells Chris that she doesn’t know where they are together but Chris tells him that he’s falling in love with her and sees a future with her. Cute relationship, … Continue reading Paradise Comes to an End