Last week a ton of drama started on Bachelor in Paradise, with Thomas coming back and starting shit right away, some new romances kicking off and other couples collapsing. Plenty of entertainment to come this week with back to back episodes again tonight and tomorrow. The women have the roses this week, putting more pressure on the men.
With pick up where we left off last week with Maurissa waking up with Riley after their date from last week.
Chris Conrad is the first to arrive to the beach this week, who was apparently on Clare’s season for maybe an episode or two cause I don’t remember this guy whatsoever. Chasen also arrives at the same time, who I do remember from Clare and Tayshia’s season. Chasen called Tayshia a smokeshow on her season which they made such a stupid deal of cause as Serena says, every girl ever wants to be called a smoke show (shout out Barstool Sports, Dave Portnoy pretty much invented that term). As Chris and Chasen arrive, they have a double date card. On that date, Chasen takes Deandra and Jessenia goes with Chris. That worries both Karl and Ivan, who need roses. On her date, Jessenia says she hit it off really well with Ivan in Paradise but that there’s something missing with them but she feels like Chris filled whatever it was that’s missing. So Ivan’s fucked on that.
Meanwhile on the beach, Mari talks to Kenny that she likes what the two of them have together so far but that she still wants to explore relationships with other people on the beach. So obviously that’s going to start other drama with the two of them and everyone else that ends up involved in it. She can’t have it both ways of wanting to date him but that she wants to explore relationships with other people without drama coming out of it…or it working out with the two of them either. In my opinion, that’s ridiculous on her end. Afterwards, she goes and talks to Demi about that. And from the commercials, obviously we know that Demi is gonna go after Kenny now.
“Sorry I’m going for your mans.”
Demi’s the fucking best. Demi knows how to play this game better than anyone and her and Kenny start making out right in front of the whole rest of the beach.
Also on the beach, Natasha’s all in her head about not having kissed Brendan yet and takes some advice from Lance Bass about just going for it.
The next date card goes to Joe, who is looking to take his relationship with Serena to a new level. After her date with Thomas that lead to no where, they have one of the strongest connections on the beach. On their date, which starts with dinner in the middle of a boxing ring, Serena asks Joe about why his last relationship with Kendall ended after that had started in Paradise. He explains that she never wanted to leave LA and he wanted to move back to Chicago.
After they get back from their double date, Jessenia essentially ends things with Ivan since she has a better connection with Chris. And while Deandra is talking to Karl, Chasen interrupts them but then just sits there like a creep and watches Deandra and Karl’s whole conversation as Karl gives her a bracelet and says all this shit to her about how she’s the only reason that he wants to stay in Paradise, which in my opinion just makes this dude look desperate as fuck. As he’s finishing his whole thing, Chasen cuts in again. Chasen says that Karl is handing out that bracelet like a leprechaun handing out lucky charms to get the rose. Which is fucking hilarious. New feud on the beach.
The whole cast has a bonfire on the beach which leads to some storms of drama brewing. Demi, who’s absent from the group brings over a birthday cake to Kenny right after he says out of everyone on the beach, he’d most want to have sex with Mari. Big drama coming up here. Demi pulls Kenny away from everyone else and here comes the next biggest cause of drama on the beach as Mari takes the birthday cake and throws it in a fire.
Bachelor in Paradise is the most fucking entertaining show on TV. This bitch Mari told her guy that she wants to date other people, then told Demi that she told her guy that she wanted to see other people, and then when Demi steals her guy, she gets pissed. I mean, she brought it all on herself, what did she expect!? This show’s honestly the fucking best. I might be a little hammered on a Monday while I’m watching this right now but this is top notch, hilarious entertainment. When they get back to the beach, Mari pulls Demi aside and asks to talk to her. Mari says she feels betrayed and hurt by Demi. Ummm, have you not seen any of these shows before and well produced they are and how perfect Demi is at starting drama on them? Did she expect anything less?
“Mari wants to have her cake and eat it too, so she threw mine in the fire.”
Then Mari goes to talk to Kenny and starts shit with him about how its “disrespectful” to her that he and Demi starting making out all over the beach. And Kenny rightfully calls her out on the bullshit since SHE STARTED ALL OF THIS telling him (AND Demi) that she wanted to date other people.
Also happening on the beach, Tammy walks right past Aaron with Thomas, a day after Aaron told her how much he hated and didn’t trust Thomas. So more drama going to explode right away here. Doesn’t really shock me though. I couldn’t stand Tammy on The Bachelor and I couldn’t stand Thomas on The Bachelorette. Then they start making out right in front of Aaron. What a bitch.
To add to the drama with Mari, Kenny and Demi, after the drama ensues with them and Kenny says that its over between him and Mari, then Demi pulls him in the “boom boom room” to fuck. Nothing more entertaining on TV. This shit is hilarious. After that, Kenny announces it to the whole rest of the cast that it’s over with him and Mari and that he’s pursuing things with Demi now. Really no reason to bring that up to the entire group besides starting drama.
The girls have the roses with four men leaving after this week’s rose ceremony. As Grocery Store Joe says, this is gonna be a shit show.
Aaron pulls Thomas away from the rest of the group to talk to him one on one after Thomas stole his girl. More drama. Could this show BE any more entertaining?
The beach is a dumpster fire, right now. Couldn’t describe this any better, Conner.
And leaving us with a much anticipated, to continue tomorrow night, Tammy walks down to the beach to put herself right in the middle of Aaron and Thomas’s fight over her.
I can’t fucking wait till tomorrow night.
PS: Went kind of throwback on this blog by getting hammered on a Monday night watching Bachelor in Paradise and live blogging it spewing all of the thoughts in my head as i watched the episode. Hope you enjoyed.
pss: Didn’t bother to proofread this blog. Can’t wait to read this tomorrow myself. Best show on TV.
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