Tom Delonge was Roight, Aliens Exist, Confirms the US Navy

In 1999, blink-182, released the most electric punk rock album ever made, Enema of the State. On that album, which was musical perfection, there was a song Tom Delonge wrote titled “Aliens Exist”. Hey mom, there’s something in the backroom Hope it’s not the creatures from above You used to read me stories As if my dreams were boring We all know conspiracies are dumb … Continue reading Tom Delonge was Roight, Aliens Exist, Confirms the US Navy

In the Zone: Episode “About” 8

The fellas give our immediate reactions to the Bachelor in Paradise finale, talk about the past week in the NFL, a little baseball talk and we end with a great hypothetical question and a must listen story about a predicament Derek got into after a wine tour. You’re not gonna wanna miss this all on episode “about eight” of In the Zone. Continue reading In the Zone: Episode “About” 8

Paradise Comes to an End

Three hours of Bachelor in Paradise to cap off this season with Bachelor Nation. Who will leave Paradise in love? Who will leave Paradise heartbroken? Everyone tells all. Wine’s poured. Take us away, Chris Harrison. Katie tells Chris that she doesn’t know where they are together but Chris tells him that he’s falling in love with her and sees a future with her. Cute relationship, … Continue reading Paradise Comes to an End

Everyone’s Leaving Paradise

Last week, Dean came back after leaving on his own and shocked Paradise asking Caelynn to leave Paradise with him. Connor gives Caelynn every reason she should stay with him instead of leaving with Dean. He’s not wrong but this kinda makes Connor seem desperate a bit. Caelynn’s nuts though so its realistically not gonna work out for either guy with her. Meanwhile, Kristina calls … Continue reading Everyone’s Leaving Paradise

In the Zone: Episode #6

The fellas keep gettin’ better every episode. On the docket today, Bachelor in Paradise, our FULL NFL preview: GB/Chi to open the season, our picks to win every division, each conference and the Super Bowl as well as some picks, some sad news about our boy Pierre McGuire and a little “This or that” (actual name coming soon) to finish it off. You’re not gonna … Continue reading In the Zone: Episode #6

Things Are Getting Interesting in Paradise

Following Derek’s exit from Paradise last night, the big question is if Tayshia wants to still pursue things with an immature John Paul Jones.  Talking to Mike she says that she’s still into JPJ but she doesn’t think she could get there with him. I personally don’t think it’ll ultimately work out, she’s just too mature for him. Meanwhile, Clay is still totally not over … Continue reading Things Are Getting Interesting in Paradise

The Next Bachelor for Sure

There’s a storm on the horizon. We start off this week with Nicole saying how great her and Clay’s relationship is going and that “nothing can ruin what we have”…that won’t last long though as Clay’s ex-girlfriend Angela strolls into Paradise. Clay’s shaking in his boots. And Nicole’s going even more psycho. Angela, who’s smoking hot, asks Mike on her date. On their date, Mike … Continue reading The Next Bachelor for Sure

I’m too old for this club shit

Wednesday was my little sister’s 21st birthday, so of course she did what everyone else does when they turn 21, decided to throw herself a big ass party for the sole purpose of getting hammered. I could respect that. So a week or so before her birthday I get a Facebook event invite for her “Birthday Bash” starting on Thursday at 10:45pm. There’s like 64 … Continue reading I’m too old for this club shit