The greatest ever. He just won his 5th fucking Masters after 3 back surgeries, a bad stretch of years for him personally and a back fusion. And he’s got another green jacket. The greatest ever. And I couldn’t be more ecstatic. I didn’t really get to watch Tiger in his prime when I was a kid but he was always one of my favorite golfers … Continue reading TIGER FUCKING WOODS BABY!!!!
Disney dropped the trailer this week for the new live action CGI remake of the beloved classic The Lion King and it looks like its gonna be the movie of the year in pretty much every category possible. The original Lion King was arguably the best animated movie that Disney ever made outside of Pixar Studios. The trailer starts with Scar’s monologue to Simba that … Continue reading I’m Fired Up to See the New Lion King
Last season was my first watching the Bachelor and I got so obsessed with watching it like it was a sport to watch every Monday night. I’d get all pumped for The Bachelor and a couple glasses of vino on Monday nights. First class television entertainment. Loved it. As we found out in the Women Tell All episode of Colton’s atrocious season of The Bachelor … Continue reading Hannah B as The Bachelorette is Gonna Be Tough to Watch
I’m still riding hot on Final Four weekend and the NCAAB National Championship going 3-0 for +12 units, but today the Red Sox brought me back to Earth cause they fucking succkkkkkkkkk. Today was a lousy day of work so I was pretty happy that there was a 2:00 baseball game that I could bet on. Red Sox home opener, ring ceremony for those … Continue reading It’s Only April and the Red Sox Already Suck
“A tradition unlike any other” Continue reading The Masters – Gambling Preview 2019
Major League Baseball didn’t make us wait very long for Bryce Harper’s return to the nation’s capital after signing the second biggest contract ever in sports history (biggest at the time till Mike Trout, the greatest ever one up’d him not too long after). Well, in his return to DC, Bryce Harper and his Phillies definitely came in with a bang. But even more impressive … Continue reading Bryce Harper May Have Ended the Nats Franchise
Last year I told myself not to bet the stupid NIT tournament. I was up winning last year on the real NCAA Tournament and then decided to push it on some shit teams and lost the profits on the stupid NIT. I think I went 0-6 or something on it and told myself not to bet it again. A consolation tournament for teams that couldn’t get … Continue reading I Told Myself Not to Bet the Stupid NIT Tournament
Everyone knows how shitty losing by a goal is. And no goals are as good as “meaningless” empty netters that hit a puck line or an over that you bet. Especially when you think that bet is dead already. Continue reading Live and Die by the Empty Netter
Today was opening day of baseball, fellas. And that, my friends, is like a degenerate’s favorite holiday. And its the start of the summer, undoubtedly the best time of the year. Continue reading Opening Day of Baseball
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