Double Shot at All These Crazy Bitches


Last week we got introduced to the new show Double Shot at Love with Pauly D and Vinny from Jersey Shore. A ridiculously trashy version of The Bachelor. After watching the second episode, I think it’s not even close to as good as The Bachelor or Jersey Shore, but still pretty entertaining anyway. So I’ll keep watching it even though it is by no means must watch TV.  

On this week’s second episode after the girls are told that they’re actually there to date both Vinny and Pauly, we start to get to see the interactions the guys have in the house with all these psychopaths.  

The first big interaction of the episode is this girl Nikki telling Pauly “If I were home and just casually dating and I found out you were dating another girl, I would be so mad at you”. Bitch, you’re on episode two of a reality TV dating show where the two “bachelors” literally don’t give a shit about “finding love”. Relax. And why is she trying to hide that she made out with Pauly, who cares. She won’t last long on this format of a show without driving herself nuts. 

Next we see this absolute insane person Christina be more and more nuts. I can’t stand her. This girl’s a space cadet. “I’m intellectually bored and you guys are wasting my life”. What? I can’t imagine what kind of crazy shit you do on a day to day basis. I’m glad she left on her own so we don’t have to see her any more episodes, see ya!

Then this crazy bitch Holly, who’s just obsessed with Pauly point blank asks him if he cheated on Aubrey O’Day.  Complete insane move. He’s already scared of you and you’re already on your way out girl. So immature. No surprise that she was one of the last two left before the cab got called. Not big surprise either that boring Ashley got sent home but Holly’s gotta tone done the crazy if she wants to stick around on this show. More drama coming next week!