This Must Be Some Cruel Sick Joke

It’s Columbus Day today, so kid’s all over America have off today thanks to Christopher Columbus accidentally “discovering” our country. But I had to fucking work. At least there’s some day hockey games that the people that are luckier than me can take their kids to…which means I could gamble on them during the day. Puck drop at 1pm. So my two bets on the … Continue reading This Must Be Some Cruel Sick Joke

Least Stressful $800 I’ve Ever Made

Last night was a pretty small NHL slate. Only three games, Sabres vs. Montreal, Flyers vs. Devils and Vancouver vs. LA. I normally don’t bet on my hometown Buffalo Sabres but the other two games of course I was all over. I know it’s early in the season and getting fancy isn’t the smartest move but fuck it, I decide to do a $200 reverse … Continue reading Least Stressful $800 I’ve Ever Made

Clayton Kershaw and Joe Kelly with the Biggest Choke Joke of All Time

Game 5 of the NLDS. LA Dodgers at home vs. the Washington Nationals. Winner goes on to the NLCS to play the St. Louis Cardinals, who earlier in the day had beaten the Atlanta Braves with an insane ten runs in the top of the first inning. Loser goes home and the season’s over for them. Do or die. The Dodgers were the winningest team … Continue reading Clayton Kershaw and Joe Kelly with the Biggest Choke Joke of All Time

Yanks Sweep the Twins in Embarrassing Fashion, ALCS Baby!

The New York Yankees just embarrassed the Minnesota Twins, sweeping them in three games of the ALDS with a 5-1 win tonight on the road. It didn’t take too long tonight for the Yankees to get on the scoreboard tonight when in the top of second inning, Gleyber Torres hit a solo bomb on the first pitch that he saw from Jake Odorizzi to make … Continue reading Yanks Sweep the Twins in Embarrassing Fashion, ALCS Baby!

Next Man Up. LET’S FUCKING GO

What a regular season. EVERYONE got injured, everyone. Guys that we never heard of; Geo Urshela, Mike Tauchman, Cameron Maybin, Mike Ford. Who the hell are those guys? Well, they got us 103 wins, won the AL East and helped knock the World Champion Red Sox out of the playoffs. Next man up. A team of fucking SAVAGES. Tonight, everyone’s healthy and the big maple, … Continue reading Next Man Up. LET’S FUCKING GO

Gambling on Monopoly is the Most Degenerate Thing I’ve Ever Done

Everyone learns the game of Monopoly from when they’re a little kid. It takes fucking forever, just hours and hours cause no one knows how to play it correctly, plus the regular rules are bullshit. Everyone’s gotten pissed, flipped the board over and quit. In fact, more people probably completely hate this game than people like it. But everyone’s played it. Dane Cook even had … Continue reading Gambling on Monopoly is the Most Degenerate Thing I’ve Ever Done