Someone has to hit Stephen A. Smith with a BONK, but the subject that he got all horned up about probably isn’t what many people expected, the 60+ ladies on The Golden Bachelor. Stephen A. went on his show this week and he said that after he heard about The Golden Bachelor, he “actually watched it for a few minutes” and he got allllll fired … Continue reading Stephen A. Got All Horned Up About The Golden Bachelor
I just did something so degenerate that I had to write this blog. So obviously I like gambling. Way before I had Brew Reviews every day and was spewing my thoughts on what roses get handed out on The Bachelor every Monday night, I started this blog as a gambling website. I had been writing up full breakdowns of every PGA Tour event and would … Continue reading Evidently Can’t Gamble on iOS 16 Yet and It’s Bullshit
When I first started this site over a year and 193 posts ago, comments were enabled on any blog on the site. Anyone could comment and write whatever the fuck they wanted. But that got ruined by a select group of people (I know who you are) spamming the fuck out of it with stupidity. So they ruined it for everyone and I shut that … Continue reading Breaking News: Comments are Back on A Town’s Zone
I’ve never been a big advocate for college in general. In fact, I think its a fucking waste of time so that they could just force kids into a ton of debt and try to push their liberal bullshit onto their young minds while they learn nothing with the excuse that you need it to get a decent job. But thats the system, so you … Continue reading What Nerve It Takes To Send a Book for Donations to a College
So Apple announced the AirPods Pro yesterday with new noise cancellation features. I love my original AirPods and couldn’t be happier with them. My favorite headphones I have ever had. Better than all my different pairs of Beats and everything else I’ve had through the years. I use my AirPods all day at work for phone meetings and to listen to podcasts and music all … Continue reading Fun Little Facebook Marketplace Interaction on My Lunch Break
Everyone learns the game of Monopoly from when they’re a little kid. It takes fucking forever, just hours and hours cause no one knows how to play it correctly, plus the regular rules are bullshit. Everyone’s gotten pissed, flipped the board over and quit. In fact, more people probably completely hate this game than people like it. But everyone’s played it. Dane Cook even had … Continue reading Gambling on Monopoly is the Most Degenerate Thing I’ve Ever Done
Wednesday was my little sister’s 21st birthday, so of course she did what everyone else does when they turn 21, decided to throw herself a big ass party for the sole purpose of getting hammered. I could respect that. So a week or so before her birthday I get a Facebook event invite for her “Birthday Bash” starting on Thursday at 10:45pm. There’s like 64 … Continue reading I’m too old for this club shit
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