We’re already almost nearing the end of this season of The Bachelorette with hometowns coming up next week. This week, Hannah and the remaining guys head to Amsterdam. I wonder what crazy drugs these psychopaths end up doing here. As she meets with the guys the first time this week, one of them says she doesn’t sound that great. Yeah, she’s probably all fucked up … Continue reading Finally, We Get a Great Episode of The Bachelorette

When this season is mentioned later years in the look backs at old Bachelor and Bachelorette seasons, it’s gonna be Luke’s Bachelorette season. At least that’s what it seems like with the Previously on the Bachelorette recap thing this week. But here we go, another week of this shit.  Hannah’s first one on one date of the week is with Garrett, who I still think … Continue reading Glimpse of Good, Lot of Bad on The Bachelorette

Luke P was in the “previously on The Bachelorette” more than Hannah was this week and then we cut right to where they left off last week with Hannah telling Luke that she can’t give him a rose. And after saying a lot of words but not really saying anything at all, Hannah tells Luke that he’s going home tonight. Thank god this part of … Continue reading Worst Episode of The Bachelorette Ever

This week the shitty NBA got in my way of The Bachelorette airing during its usual Monday night time slot and it got pushed to Tuesday, which meant I didn’t get a chance to watch it until today (Saturday). I was able to avoid any spoilers on Twitter so I’m it watching now.  This week’s episode picks up where we left off last week with … Continue reading This Season is Infuriating

It’s time to leave the mansion this week on the Bachelorette as the guys and Hannah head to Newport, RI. Nice little rich people town.  “Jed, meet me in Boston” and Hannah’s off to her first one on one date of the week. Let’s see how this goes. Hannah makes sure to remind us how dumb she is with her account of the Boston Tea … Continue reading These Guys Are So Annoying

“Let’s push our loves to the limit” is on the date card for this week’s first group date and it turns out to be a weird sex ed/baby class. Pretty creepy idea but it’s cool that the producers were able to get Jason Biggs and Jenny Mollen to “teach” this sex ed class. They couldn’t find any less weird date for them to go on … Continue reading So Glad This Kid’s Gone

Monday night was the second episode of Hannah’s season of The Bachelorette and I was quite entertained. Here’s my live blog as I watched the episode: They’re already showing drama at the beginning of the episode preview…Here. We. Goooo. In the first group date of the season, Hannah takes the guys to do a runway pageant thing along with the help of some drag queens. … Continue reading Drama’s Already Brewing and It’s Only Week Two

Last night, the first episode of Hannah’s season of the Bachelorette aired and it already started out pretty decent. I got hooked on The Bachelor last season with Colton’s ridiculous season and although its gonna be tough to listen to Hannah saying ROLL TIDE! every episode, it should still be entertaining. This is my first season watching the Bachelorette so instead of judging all the … Continue reading We Kicked Off Hannah’s Season of The Bachelorette!

Last season was my first watching the Bachelor and I got so obsessed with watching it like it was a sport to watch every Monday night. I’d get all pumped for The Bachelor and a couple glasses of vino on Monday nights. First class television entertainment. Loved it.  As we found out in the Women Tell All episode of Colton’s atrocious season of The Bachelor … Continue reading Hannah B as The Bachelorette is Gonna Be Tough to Watch